Every day seems Sunday, episode 6
Translated by Ya-chan & Kokusho-chan
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(( Title ))
                EVERYDAY SEEMS SUNDAY
     
YUUMI:          ( Stop! )
                Just give up! You can't run away!
TORU:           One "High Lights."
GRANDMA:        Here.
YUUMI:          Stop! 
                (( Sound of fighting ))
YUUMI:          You're under arrest! 
NINOMII:        Yes, just give up!
PUNK:           Shut up!
                (( Yuumi throws him away. ))
NINOMII:        Great, Take-chan!
YUUMI:          Eh-hen.
                Now you have to surrender.
                Wow.
                Ichidaiji-san!
TORU:           Yuumi-han, don't make let citizen get involved. 
YUUMI:          Why is Ichidaiji-san...?
                Ichidaiji-san, I'm sorry.
                (( The pan falls on Punk's face. ))
PUNK:           Ouch!
YUUMI:          I'm gonna call an ambulance, cheer up! 
TORU:           It's not necessary.
                I'm all right.
NINOMII:        I don't think so.
                (( His leg bends down. ))
YUUMI:          Aaaaan, Ichidaiji-san!
     
(( Episode title ))
                EPISODE 6
                EVERYDAY IS A SPORT     
     
(( At the hospital ))
                203
                TORU ICHIDAIJI
     
YUUMI:          Ehhh! Me? Sumo wrestling?! (*1) 
TORU:           Yes. 
                The annual amateur sumo wrestling tournament is coming,
                        but this time my leg is injured.
YUUMI:          Therefore, me?
TORU:           That's right!
                Please take over my part and join it.
NOBU-SAN:       If Toru-chan can't join it, we'll have a lack of members.
                I'm begging you, please.
     
YUUMI:          Well. It's because of me....
                But, I'm a girl.....
TORU:           Well. You damaged my precious 
                yet-being-a-bridegroom body,
                I want you to take some responsibility.  (*2)
YUUMI:          Ehhhn, I'm sorry!
TORU:           And, If we win, 
                we'll get the prize which is...
                ....a 6-day trip to Bali Island!  (( He is surfing. ))
YUUMI:          A 6-day trip to Bali Island!?
TORU:           I can drink and have parties in a foreign country. 
YUUMI:          But, I hesitate to sumo wrestle with boys...
TORU:           Please. Do me a favor! 
YUUMI:          A favor.....
                Well, I'm still on duty,
                        let's talk about this later.
                Ichidaiji-san, I'm terribly sorry, this time. 
                I need to go. I'll come tomorrow. Bye.
TORU:           Yuumi-han,  I'm expecting your good answer! 
YUUMI:          Ha ha ha.
                (( She close the door behind. ))
                Although he said he wanted me to play Sumo,
                        doesn't he mind that the guys will touch my body?
     
NOBU-SAN:       One more push!
TORU:           If she joins.....
                ..... I'm sure we'll win!
TORU &
 NOBU-SAN:      This time... (( Tap hands each other ))
                ...we'll go to Bali!
TORU:           Anyway, this cast makes my leg itch.
NOBU-SAN:       But, Toru-chan,  aren't you worried about the consequences 
                        of deceiving Yuumi-chan?
TORU:           Of course I feel guilty.
                But, If she goes to Bali Island, 
                        she'll forgive me for such a thing.
NOBU-SAN:       You're bad.
TORU &
 NOBU-SAN:      Ha ha ha ha!
                (( A sound of door knoking ))
     
NINOMII:        Haaai.
                I came here to see ya!
                Huh? 
CHIEF:          Hello.
TORU:           C-Chief!
CHIEF:          I apologize for the big trouble that our Officer Takeshita
                        gave you. I'm sorry.
TORU:           Chief, please don't feel sorry for me.
                It was my fault. I was absentminded then.
CHIEF:          It makes me relieved.
                But I guess it's inconvenient... oh?!
                Well, the report says your right leg is injured, doesn't it?
NINOMII:        That side holds the chop sticks!  (*3)
TORU:           ( You can't hold the chop sticks with your leg. ) 
CHIEF:          And Mister, it seems a leg is growing from your back.
                I think you are hiding something.
                What is it?
TORU &
 NOBU-SAN:      Oh...well.... I'm sorry!
     
CHIEF:          A 6-day trip to Bali Island?!
                Ha ha ha.
                I see. That's all about it.
TORU:           I'm sorry.
NINOMII:        I wonder if you set up that suspect, too. 
TORU:           Oh no! It was just a coincidence.
CHIEF:          It's not good to do such a thing. 
TORU:           I'm sorry.
                However, Ichidaiji-kun.
                I'm not so strict.
                In fact, I've never been to any foreign country even for my age. 
                I'd like to go just once.
NINOMII:        I went to Hawaii, the another day! 
CHIEF:          I have an idea.... (( Whispering  )) 
TORU:           I see. That's great.
NINOMII:        What? What? Tell me!
CHIEF:          So, we've got an agreement. 
TORU:           It's a perfect plan.
     
(( At the tournament ))
                AIM AT BALI ISNAND
                THE AMATEUR SUMO TOURNAMENT
     
                (( Two players are playing ))
JUDGE:          Stay inside! Stay inside! Stay inside! Stay inside! (*4)
                (( A player is pushed out. ))
JUDGE:          The East, win!
     
YUUMI:          Ohhh. It always goes like this.
TORU:           Ha ha ha. We are counting on you, Yuumi-han. 
NINOMII:        Take-chan, do your best!
YOSHIDA:        Don't worry.
                Each player keeps playing until he loses.
                So we'll defeat all of them before your turn comes.
TORU:           That's right.
                OK. I'll tell you the order of the players. 
                First: Murata, the lying-down trickstar. 
                Second: Yoshida, the Vet.
YOSHIDA:        Count on me!
TORU:           Third: Gori-san.
                And Captain, Yuumi-han.
MAMA-SAN:       Hmm.  Who is the Co-Captain? 
TORU:           Ha ha ha. It's a big surprise!
     
ANNOUNCE:       Next, the fourth game of the first tournament.
                The West: The Sunday team. The West: The Sunday team.......
     
TORU:           Now it's our turn.
                Hey guys, aim at "the 6-day in Bali." 
                We'll win!
ALL:            Oohhhhh!!!
     
YUUMI:          Wa! (( She catches the bottle of sake. ))
                Look. Is he all right?
                He is unsteady on his legs.
TORU:           Don't worry.
                He wrestles well when he's drunk like that.
     
JUDGE:          Face each other! Face each other!
                Get set!
WRESTLER1:      Oh no. It smells like alcohol! 
MURATA:         I've got your unguarded moment!
                Ora, ora ora (( He is pushing. ))
     
                (( He is throwing up. ))
JUDGE:          The East, win!
     
NINOMII:        What technique was it? 
TORU:           "Throwing up." (*5)
     
YUUMI:          Oh, come on.
TORU:           Next is Yoshida. 
                We can count on him.
                It's a secret but he mixed the sleeping drug with the salt. (*6)
YUUMI:          Hey, that's illegal. 
TORU:           Take it easy.
     
JUDGE:          OK. Face each other. Face each other.
                Ready.
                (( Two players fall down. ))
JUDGE:          The East, win!
     
YUUMI:          I can't believe it, YOU inhaled the sleeping drug!
                Now we have two losses.
TORU:           Easy, easy.
                We still stand a good chance.
                Next is Gori-san.
                Look at that great body!
                His physical labor prepared him for this.
     
JUDGE:          No wait.
                Face each other. Face each other.
                Get set.
                Go!
     
                (( Gori-san hits with his shovel. ))
JUDGE:          The West, violation!
     
TORU:           I can't expect you guys any more!
                Come, Co-Captain!
     
YUUMI:          Who the heck is he?
TORU:           He's our Co-Captain. The secret weapon. 
YUUMI:          But why is he wearing the mask?
TORU:           Hu hu hu. It's a mystery.
     
JUDGE:          Get set.
                Face each other. Face each other.
     
WRESTLER1:      You guys are playing foolishly.
                I'll throw you away.
     
JUDGE:          Get set.
                Go!
     
WRESTLER1:      Take this!
                (( The masked wrestler jumps over. )) 
                What?!
NINOMII:        Wow. Great!
YUUMI:          He's good!
     
WRESTLER1:      I'll beat you.
                (( The masked wrestler lifts the player up. ))
YUUMI:          Ah, it's a judo technique!
     
JUDGE:          The West, win!
     
TORU:           Great! We got one win!
                It opened the way to Bali Island.
YUUMI:          Who is that player?
TORU:           The mysterious masked wrestler! 
YUUMI:          I already know that.
     
TORU:           Defeat the next one, too! 
WRESTLER2:      Bali Island is ours!
     
CHIEF:          Oh, my back....
                I give up. Give up.
     
TORU &
 NINOMII:       Chief! Grandpa! (( Simultaneously ))
YUUMI:          Now I see!
TORU:           Oh, oh.
YUUMI:          Chief!
                Chief, are you all right?
CHIEF:          You've found it out.
                I was carried away for my age.
NINOMII:        Grandpa, are you all right? 
YUUMI:          But, Why are you here?
TORU:           Chief was kind enough to join us for Bali Island. 
CHIEF:          Because of my position, I had to keep this secret.
                So I wore the mask. 
                It's silly...
YUUMI:          Chief.
     
JUDGE:          The East, unearned win!
     
TORU:           Easy, easy.
NINOMII:        We couldn't take advantage of our first win. 
TORU:           Now we count only on...
                ...Yuumi-han.
YUUMI:          Ahhh.
TORU:           I'm counting on  you, Captain.
                The fate for Bali Island is all on 
                        your shoulders!
YUUMI:          Yes, it's attractive.
                And I have a responsibility for the injury...
     
WRESTLER2:      Come on, quickly.
WRESTLER3:      Don't win.
WRESTLER4:      It's a girl.
WRESTLER5:      Pass it to my turn.
WRESTLER1:      Oh no, I lost!
     
YUUMI:          But when I think I have to throw myself into it, 
                        I hesitate....
NINOMII:        Don't worry, Take-chan.
                Even if something happen,
                        Ichidaiji-san  will take all the responsibility.
                Take-chan, you want to go to Bali Island, too? 
                Only with  Ichidaiji-san.
     
((  In her dream ))
YUUMI:          Only with Ichidaiji-san...
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YUUMI:          ( Wait, Ichidaiji-san! )
TORU:           ( You're police woman. Catch me. ) 
YUUMI:          ( All right, you're under arrest. ) 
TORU:           ( Oh Officer, please let me go. ) 
YUUMI:          ( No, you're under arrest. )
     
                COMMING SOON.
     
YUUMI:          Mooo, what are you talking about? 
JUDGE:          Face each other. Face each other. 
YUUMI:          Ninomii!  (( Knock out one ))
                It... (( Knock out two ))
                ...won't... (( Knock out three ))
                ...happen!  (( Knock out four ))
JUDGE:          The 6th game, the West, win!
                ( Am I weird? )
     
ALL:            We got it! We got it!
TORU:           I'm sure we'll go to Bali Island!
                Yuumi-han, you're the only hope!
YUUMI:          Doesn't Ichidaiji-san like something sexual? 
TORU:           Let's go to Bali Island together!
YUUMI:          Eh, yes!
                Ohhhhshi. I'll do my best!
     
ANNOUNCE:       Now we have the last game of this tournament,
                        the final, between the captains.
     
YUUMI:          One more.
ALL:            One more!
TORU:           Yuumi-han, one more!
                One more, then Bali Island!
     
YOSHIDA:        Watch out when you're holding! 
NOBU-SAN:       Don't rush the win!
MURATA:         Don't lose even if you must die!
     
TORU:           Don't say such mouthful things!
                You guys lost all the games!
     
ALL:            Sorry.
     
GIANT:          You came here even though you're a woman.
                I praise you.
     
NOBU-SAN:       Who's that monster?
YOSHIDA:        He doesn't look even tired.
TORU:           I didn't know there is such a guy.
     
JUDGE:          Get set.
                Face each other. Face each other.
                No wait.
GIANT:          Forget about going to Bali Island. 
YUUMI:          ( I can defeat such a level. )
     
JUDGE:          Get set, go!
     
GIANT:          Bali Island is ours!
     
                (( Yuumi is at the edge. ))
GIANT:          See, you can't go any further.
                This is it!
TORU:           Yuumi-han!
                (( She dodges his hands. ))
YUUMI:          Aha, too bad!
                I'll go to Bali Island with Ichidaiji-san.
ALL:            Go! Push him out!
     
YUUMI:          Go! (( Simultaneously with the woman. )) 
WOMAN:          No! A pick pocket!
                It's him. It's him. 
                Quick! Catch him!
     
GIANT:          I got your unguarded moment! 
YUUMI:          No! Time out!
GIANT:          You can't go. I got it! 
YUUMI:          Ahhhn, what can I do?
     
                (( Yuumi throws the Giant far away. ))
     
JUDGE:          This is it!
                The winner is: The East, The Team Oyama!
     
NINOMII:        Bali Island is gone! 
TORU:           It was just a dream! 
YUUMI:          Ahhhn, I'm sorry.
CHIEF:          Officer Takeshita, it was respectable that you chose
                        to arrest the suspect rather than win   the game.
                For her prize, though it's not as gorgeous as Bali Island,
                        but how about all of us going to Izu?
TORU:           Are you serious?
ALL:            Wow!
TORU:           It's Izu!
YUUMI:          Ichidaiji-san, you have a broken leg.
                You have been deceived me!
TORU:           Oh...well...
YUUMI:          Ichidaiji-san!
TORU:           It's God's punishment...
     
(( On the beach ))
MURATA:         I'm gonna dance first!
     
NINOMII:        Take-chan?
YUUMI:          Huh?
NINOMII:        Is it OK not to take Ichidaiji-san with you? 
YUUMI:          That's all right.
                It's his punishment for deceiving me.
NINOMII:        Y-yes... How dare he deceived you.....
     
TORU:           Yuumi-han, you're so harsh. 
                Only I have to stay here... Sigh.
YUUMI:          But, was I too harsh on him?
     
     
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(*1)    The basic rules of sumo: 
                When a player gets out of the circle, then he loses.
                When any of the player's body part (except soles) touches 
                the ground, then he loses.
     
(*2)    Traditionally they say, "you damaged the precious 
        yet-being-a-bride body."
     
(*3)    Many parents force their kid to hold the chop sticks in their 
        right hand. 
        Therefore, this equation is true: 
        the right hand = the hand which holds the chop sticks.
     
(*4)    In sumo, the judge says during the fight: 
                matta nashi = no wait
                mi-atte = face each other
                hakke-yoi = get set (?)
                nokotta = stay inside / go
     
        The judge encourage players by saying "stay inside," rather than 
        "knock him out."
     
(*5)    It is a pun. There is a technique which sounds the same as "throwing 
up" in Japanese.
        Its technique is "throwing out."
        In Japanese, "throwing out" = "throwing up"
     
(*6)    In sumo, there is an ritual in which each player scatters a handful
        salt to "purify" the area.
     
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